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First World Problems is the debut studio album for hard rock band Failure Anthem. After two years of writing and recording, the album was released on January 22, 2016, by Razor & Tie Records, a subsidiary of Sony Music Entertainment. The album debuted at number 12 on the Billboard Top Heatseekers chart, and its first single, \"Paralyzed\", peaked at number 23 on the Mainstream Rock chart.
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Fronteras is a municipality in the state of Sonora in north-western Mexico.\nIn the 2020 Census, the municipality reported a total population of 9,041.
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