{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
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