{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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